Injury update

Due to recent events that are transpiring, I am going to keep an injury list:

January 1-broken eardrum with wire necklace

February 14-sprang ankle on stairs in St. Mary Hall

March 14- burned with boiling water at home while killing chickens

April 28- lost voice due to loss of sleep

May 22- bruised my ass on the stairs

June 24- brother hit me...arm is still numb

July 1 and 12- You do not even want to know

August 1- Cat tried to assassinate me. Fell 3/4 of the way down the stairs on my tailbone.

September- I survived September! Praise Jesus!

October

November

December

It's Hot Outside

So...umm yeah, I know what you are thinking, another post, fantastic. Welp here she goes. First off it is figgin' hot outside, but I feel great because I am sitting in an air-conditioned room, in my underwear. It feels fantastic.

Now for a little segment I like to call, what I learned.
So for a quick update. I recently joined a website called okcupid.com I love this site, it is so fun. I have even gotten a few friends to join. Anyways, I have met some pretty awesome people through it, but I have come to this theory.

Younger men are looking for sex.
Older men are looking for someone to impregnate.

No offense, I am sure there are some nice guys out there, but I have found this to be true in my situation. ***Sigh***

That is all citizens. (Sorry, lame post)

This Shit Sucks

Okay, so here is an update to those of you who are interested in my life. 2010 will go down as the year of injuries. I believe this year to be the year that I have acquired the most injuries in my life...(If you are reading this, I hope you realize this is going to be a pity party so you should stop reading now. OK, if you are still reading, I am going to say sorry, but I warned you). I rung in the new year by breaking my eardrum. I spent my Valentine's Day by getting a sprained ankle. And I ended March by getting a second degree burn on my stomach (which I am pretty sure has become infected and will probably end up killing me, damn you Disney). On the plus side, I have been corrupting my friends by making them join a dating website. So tune in next time for fml...night all.