It's been a while

Wow, it has been a long time since I've done this. What's new? Well, I recently joined a new dating site and for posterity, I will not endorse it (no matter how many people are on it) or condemn it (no matter how many creepers are on it). One thing this particular site has to offer is next to the picture of a perspective suitor, is this person's tag line. I have chosen a few of these and given my initial response to them. Enjoy!

Them: Actually cares and doesn't use women!
Me: I am glad you have quit using the harder drugs.

Them: Looking for a cool girl...
Me: Try the freezer section...

Them: Looking for my princess
Me: I'm sorry, but your princess is in another castle.

Them: looking for a good hearted lady
Me: I have a murmur.

Them: Good Guy Looking For A Girl Worth My tim
Me: Who Is tim And Why Isn't He Here Now?

Them: Trying to find you...
Me: You are looking for Waldo too?

Them: Be Yourself
Me: Alright. I am Batman.

Them: AM I YOUR TYPE?
Me: My blood type is B+

Them: But my mom says im handsome!
Me: She also told you about Santa

Them: Looking for an understanding woman!
Me: I don't get it.